#7 ("Jackstands? Hah! Who needs 'em?")
#6 (Necessity is the mother of invention...)
#5 ("And to think... those wimps at the power company use straps and cleats to get up this high!")
#4 (I'm sure this guy still wonders why he got fired that day.)
#3 ("Gee, guys... that seems like an awful lot of protective gear for such a small chlorine gas leak...")
#2 Step 1 : Remove shoes.
Step 2: Place metal ladder in water.
Step 3 : Begin using power tools while standing barefoot on metal ladder in water.
And the winner is...
(How drunk do you have to be before this starts looking like a good idea?)